The Chief Rabbi of Israel and the Pope are in a meeting in 
Rome. The Rabbi notices an unusually fancy phone on a side 
table in the Pope's private chambers.       
"What is that phone for?" he asks the pontiff.      
"It's my direct line to the Lord!"       
The Rabbi is skeptical, and the Pope notices. 
The Holy Father insists that the Rabbi try it out, and, indeed,
he is connected to the Lord. The Rabbi holds a lengthy 
discussion with Him. After hanging up the Rabbi says: 
"Thank you very much. This is great! But listen, I want to pay 
for my phone charges."       
The Pope, of course refuses, but the Rabbi is steadfast and 
finally,the pontiff gives in. He checks the counter on the phone 
and says: "Allright! The charges were100,000 Lira.  ($56)"       
The Chief Rabbi gladly hands over a packet of bills. A few 
monthslater, the Pope is in Jerusalem on an official visit. 
In the Chief Rabbi's chambers he sees phone identical to   
his and learns it also is a direct line to the Lord. 
The Pope remembers he has an urgent matter that requires 
divine consultation and asks if he can use theRabbi's phone.       
The Rabbi gladly agrees, hands him the phone, and the Pope 
chats away. After hanging up, the Pope offers to pay for the 
phone charges.       
This time, the Chief Rabbi refuses to accept payment.       
After the Pope insists, the Chief The Rabbi relents and looks 
on thephone counter and says: "1 Shekel 50!" ($0.42)       
The Pope looks surprised: "Why so cheap!?"       
The Rabbi smiles: "Local call."