Purim 1989

Warning ! ! !

The New York Computer Virus is in Jerusalem

It was born in an IBM 360 computer in the basement of Brooklyn College.
The computer operator was wearing a Microma watch.
The virus jumped into the watch and made it up
to the streets of New York.
Next it hitched a ride to the airport in the
Eprom of a Ford Lincoln Continental.
At the airport it sneaked into the flight computer of a 747 jet.
Sleeping in a Panosonic VCR it got through Israeli customs undetected.
The ride to Jerusalm in the Pioneer stereo of a Nesher Taxicab
gave it a headache.
It came into the building inside a Zenith laptop computer.
Beware ! ! !

The virus attacks:

- Unlocked pc's

- Hard disks that are not backed up

- Diskettes on tables

- Anything that looks like a pc (confused due to jetlag)

The Virus Language:

1 = yes

0 = no

-1 = Maybe

How to Spot The New York Virus

1. Wears binoculars - to spot the next computer victim

2. Carries a baseball bat - in case the computer has anti-virus programs

3. Carries favorite books: "Crime by Computer", "Devil's DP dictionary",

"Computers Hater's Handbook"

4. Wears computer tape - to fool the computer operator

5. Wears a tie - who said New Yorkers are not classy

BE PREPARED:
Lock your doors. Close the doors. Buy plenty of Schnitzel!

THE NEW YORK VIRUS IS IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
YOU MAY BE ITS NEXT VICTIM! ! !

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